| Grillo Memorial College of Public Affairs: | Bufford L. Hatchett, Dean |
| Meow Meow College of Postal Psychology: | Scot J. Trudeau, Dean |
| Academy of Direct Levy Conflagration: | Gunter Bergman, Dean |
| Wingfield Institute of Barytrichometallurgy: | John A. McKeon, Dean |
| Miasma School of Literature and Fine Arts: | Nora C. Peal, Dean |
| Spark's School of Pyrometrics: | Thomas Miller, jr., Dean |
| Bungmunch Center for Meowlogy: | D. Arthur Rosenfield, Dean |
| Chomsky College of Conspiranomics: | Thomas Deflumere, Dean |
| Dept. of Applied Mathematics: | David R. Kendrick, Dean |
| Royal Academy of Mendacity: | Paul J. Zanca, Dean |
| Shqiptar School of Linguistics: | Roger Williams, Dean |
| Hausmann Memorial School of Dadaism: | Guy ENKI, Dean |
| Dept. of 2nd American Revolution Studies: | Gen. L. J. Beauregard, Dean |
| Dept. of Biilbonics: | Michael MacLennan, Dean |
| Dept. of Projectile Studies: | Charles R. Lunch, Dean |
| Dept. of Parrotics: | I. Parrot Jiim, Dean |
| Dept. of Extremely Foreign Languages: | The 2-Belo, Dean |
| Dept. of Chemistry: | James S. Powell, Dean |
| Dept. of Methanol Poisoning: | John F. Stepp, Dean |
| School of Fine Malt Beverages: | Christopher J. Carrell, Dean |
| Dept. of Cyber-Sovietology: | Hugo S. Cunningham, Dean |
| IACW École de Français: | Arnold "Menjy" Fuck, Doyen |
| Dept. of Alien Vampire Studies: | Aaron M. Henne, Dean |
| Academy of Poetic Prognostication: | Nostrildamus, Dean |
| Dept. of Anacolouthology: | Robert Tendinitis, Dean |
| Dept. of Omniscience: | Dr. Know It All, Dean |
| Lovecraft School of Karmic Studies: | Peter 'Pet' Miller, Dean |
| AssNipple School of Plonkology: | Sergi of Fluffyland, Dean |
| JFFC Memorial College for Men: | Joshua B. Kramer, Dean |
| Clueless Newbie Dept. of Economics: | Michael Egan, Dean |
| Dept. of Reverberation and Twang: | ¡El Brujo!, Dean |
| Sherok School of Psychopathology: | Spiro, Dean |
| Dept. of ©®Romathian Typography: | Medical Catastrophe, Dean |
| Institution of Hard Drugs: | Anapiel, Dean |
| Isiac Institute of Autoerotic Astronomy | Russell B, Dean |
| Gortician College of DeathRave Graphics: | Jason Gortician, Dean |
| Subversive Arts & Foreign Affairs Dept.: | Rebecca Ore, Dean |
| Humboldt School of Catnipology: | Starshipper, Dean |
| Department of Fine ASCII Arts: | Veronica Karlsson, Dean |
| Dept. of Motor Vehicles: | Blub, Dean |
| Famous Broadcasters Academy: | Tyler Hellard, Dean |
| Cans and Jars School of Baking and Welding: | The Queen, Dean |
| Dept. of Reapplied Bimbology: | çu, Dean |
| AHM Memorial Institute of F@x0r1n6 | Cipher, Dean |
| Dept. of Genetic Engineering: | James Carleton, Dean |
| Academy of Improbable Expectations: | Frederick Ziffel, Dean |
| Faculty of Felching: | David Migicovsky, Dean |
| Institute for Mayhem Studies | Dave Zero, Dean |
| School of AstroSpinology: | Kevin Burnett, Dean |
| Dept. of Safarian Therianthropy: | Vance Sanborn, Dean |
| Dept. of Sports Entertainment: | Uncle Eric Bischoff, Dean |
| Institute for Meowy Friendliness: | C, The Friendly Meow, Dean |
| Academy of Averagenosity: | Average Bob, Dean |
| Academie de Anglophobie: | Maître Pierre Carcau, Doyen |
| Remedial Education Dept.: | Tim Coleman, Dean |
| Macabre School of Metaphysics: | Phoenix, Dean |
| School of the Criminally Insane: | Z. Robert Pawlikowski, Dean |
Last Meowdified: 02 March 2001